Dear Neighbor

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05/07/2015 at 14:10 • Filed to: None

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You dick...

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What I found when leaving for work this morning. Mine is the silver one.

Drive whatever you want, I really don’t mind. But if you drive a fucking cruise ship, don’t park in the tiny spots in front of the apartments.

I’m not a large human, but even I couldn’t squeeze into that tiny gap.

EDIT: For what it’s worth, my tires were as close to the line on the other side of the parking space. A good part of the blame goes to the complex for installing tiny, uneven parking spaces.


DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > and 100 more
05/07/2015 at 14:17

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Kinja'd!!! RazoE > and 100 more
05/07/2015 at 14:39

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So what’d you do?


Kinja'd!!! Klaus Schmoll > and 100 more
05/07/2015 at 14:55

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The people who have the spot next to mine in our underground garage do the exact same thing. They have the corner spot, so one side is a wall which they use to hang surfboards. They drive a VW T5, so not exactly compact vehicle. Together with the surfboards (unused for decades as it seems) this means that they have to park right on the line. I just back into my spot so that my door faces the other side. Getting angry is just bad for your blood pressure.


Kinja'd!!! and 100 more > RazoE
05/07/2015 at 15:02

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Got angry, took a picture, and eventually posted it on Oppo.

Short of physically harming their car, what can’ you really do? Didn’t have time to leave a note, but i might this evening.

I’d make the world’s worst buddhist.


Kinja'd!!! Sam > and 100 more
05/07/2015 at 15:04

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I’m wondering if it would be better for you to back in if possible. Is there much space on the other side of the car?

Or just get a Miata.

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Kinja'd!!! Sam > and 100 more
05/07/2015 at 15:08

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My dad had a Buddhist boss. One day said boss got pissed at the Canadian goose that made a nest next to his car and were being very territorial.

So this guy, a soft spoken, middle aged man GRABS THE GOOSE BY THE THROAT AND CHOKES IT OUT. It sucks it was in the day before cell phones were around.


Kinja'd!!! BigBlock440 > and 100 more
05/07/2015 at 15:19

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Not like you’re all that far away either...


Kinja'd!!! and 100 more > Sam
05/07/2015 at 15:21

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I don’t condone violence against animals...

but I would totally watch a video of that.


Kinja'd!!! and 100 more > BigBlock440
05/07/2015 at 15:24

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No, but as I mentioned above, I’m in about the same situation on the other side of my car, and I was parked there first. Which makes me sound pedantic and childish, i know, but fuck man... I don’t care where you park that Excursion, you have to know its going to take up a lot of room.


Kinja'd!!! and 100 more > Sam
05/07/2015 at 15:27

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They’re 30°-angled spaces, the lines aren’t evenly spaced, and yeah, I had the same situation going on on my passenger side with regards to my distance from the line.

Its not all his fault, i know, but I don’t think he has failed to notice that his Excursion is a big fucking behemoth of a car.


Kinja'd!!! misfitmascots > and 100 more
05/07/2015 at 15:42

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Is his Expedition in the lines? Maybe you and the other tenants can petition to have the parking redone.


Kinja'd!!! brianbrannon > and 100 more
05/07/2015 at 17:35

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So, you dicked over the guy on the other side of your truck?


Kinja'd!!! and 100 more > brianbrannon
05/07/2015 at 17:53

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No, it’s a handicap spot that nobody uses (because nobody in our building needs it). Occasionally someone will pull in there just to load or unload, so I didn’t park over the line (plus, we have aggressive tow companies that patrol our complex).


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > and 100 more
05/07/2015 at 18:50

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Not much you can do when you have to park in an apartment lot. Sorry to see that. I would be pissed, too.


Kinja'd!!! KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > and 100 more
05/11/2015 at 13:51

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Protip: That’s an Expedition. An Excursion wouldn’t have a hope in hell of being in those lines.


Kinja'd!!! and 100 more > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
05/11/2015 at 14:04

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Right you are; I always flip-flop those two.