![]() 05/07/2015 at 14:10 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
You dick...
What I found when leaving for work this morning. Mine is the silver one.
Drive whatever you want, I really don’t mind. But if you drive a fucking cruise ship, don’t park in the tiny spots in front of the apartments.
I’m not a large human, but even I couldn’t squeeze into that tiny gap.
EDIT: For what it’s worth, my tires were as close to the line on the other side of the parking space. A good part of the blame goes to the complex for installing tiny, uneven parking spaces.
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So what’d you do?
![]() 05/07/2015 at 14:55 |
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The people who have the spot next to mine in our underground garage do the exact same thing. They have the corner spot, so one side is a wall which they use to hang surfboards. They drive a VW T5, so not exactly compact vehicle. Together with the surfboards (unused for decades as it seems) this means that they have to park right on the line. I just back into my spot so that my door faces the other side. Getting angry is just bad for your blood pressure.
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Got angry, took a picture, and eventually posted it on Oppo.
Short of physically harming their car, what can’ you really do? Didn’t have time to leave a note, but i might this evening.
I’d make the world’s worst buddhist.
![]() 05/07/2015 at 15:04 |
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I’m wondering if it would be better for you to back in if possible. Is there much space on the other side of the car?
Or just get a Miata.
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My dad had a Buddhist boss. One day said boss got pissed at the Canadian goose that made a nest next to his car and were being very territorial.
So this guy, a soft spoken, middle aged man GRABS THE GOOSE BY THE THROAT AND CHOKES IT OUT. It sucks it was in the day before cell phones were around.
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Not like you’re all that far away either...
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I don’t condone violence against animals...
but I would totally watch a video of that.
![]() 05/07/2015 at 15:24 |
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No, but as I mentioned above, I’m in about the same situation on the other side of my car, and I was parked there first. Which makes me sound pedantic and childish, i know, but fuck man... I don’t care where you park that Excursion, you have to know its going to take up a lot of room.
![]() 05/07/2015 at 15:27 |
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They’re 30°-angled spaces, the lines aren’t evenly spaced, and yeah, I had the same situation going on on my passenger side with regards to my distance from the line.
Its not all his fault, i know, but I don’t think he has failed to notice that his Excursion is a big fucking behemoth of a car.
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Is his Expedition in the lines? Maybe you and the other tenants can petition to have the parking redone.
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So, you dicked over the guy on the other side of your truck?
![]() 05/07/2015 at 17:53 |
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No, it’s a handicap spot that nobody uses (because nobody in our building needs it). Occasionally someone will pull in there just to load or unload, so I didn’t park over the line (plus, we have aggressive tow companies that patrol our complex).
![]() 05/07/2015 at 18:50 |
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Not much you can do when you have to park in an apartment lot. Sorry to see that. I would be pissed, too.
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Protip: That’s an Expedition. An Excursion wouldn’t have a hope in hell of being in those lines.
![]() 05/11/2015 at 14:04 |
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Right you are; I always flip-flop those two.